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How to express yourself as only Owlbert can do!
Ever just want to convey the perfect weight loss sentiment for your friends, family and colleagues? Well, now letting Owlbert do your talking is easy! Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. I also want to let you know that the cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers, so send your card knowing you will not end up on any junk list.

Topics range from Sympathy from Getting Screwed to Creative Ways of Dealing with Stress to Making Key Connections to Trying to Take a Vacation to Never-ending Love and Passion to ... well, scroll down and enjoy!

The Perfect Diet!
Is finding the diet plan for you as easy as picking recipes off a tree? Well, maybe not quite yet, but that doesn't mean you can't let Owlbert tell your friends their weight goals will be achieved soon!

I Grant You...The Perfect Diet!
No matter what happens in a person's life, things can always improve for the better! Send Owlbert on his magical mystery tour to let your friends know never to give up hope - they'll achieve both the weight loss and health benefits they deserve soon.

Inherited eDiets.com, Eh?
Ah, succeeding in life deserves a luxury break! Know some friends or peers who finally reached their goal? Owlbert will joyfully highlight the need to bask in relaxation for a job well done!

Get Together With Your Diet Buddies
Ever want to meet up again with those friends and colleagues and mentors who made your get-healthy adventure so special? Have a we-finished-the-race get-together you want to arrange? This is the perfect card to show them you can't wait for it to happen!

Ever Have One Of Those Days?
Is every day an adventure of calmness and serenity? Do you just wish you had the perfect message to send your friends who are wondering how the heck you survive in the insanity you call dieting? Send out an SOS and refresh yourself with the comradarie from the people who care.

Give A Big Hug!
Does that special someone need a big big warm wonderful hug? We all have those moments where our troubles seem more massive than an overweight Godzilla - show your pals you're always there no matter where.

Sound Off!
Have a friend who is shy about going to the gym? What better way to provide support than to remind them to stand tall, stand proud, and most of all, stand in harmony loud!

Enthrall With Your All!
Logic crosses all barriers with a grace and elegance that's staggering to behold. Let your diet buddies know they can count on you to deliver the support they need!

Need to Apologize?
Did you goof up recently and want to apologize? What better way than to let Owlbert's compelling soulful eyes tell them your sincere regrets!

A Big Test or Deadline Coming Soon?
Here is the perfect choice for a colleague or family whose current definition of "life" means "study." Or "more study." Or "anything that doesn't require detraction from studying."

Stressed? Who, Me?
Are you currently going through agonies in your weight loss journey that make you as friendly as the local hangman? Let your peers know it's nothing personal, and that soon you'll be back to your cheerful adorable self!

All Tied Up Through No Fault Of Your Own?
Be bold, be decisive, be extra-clear - greatness cannot be achieved if you're being tied up in knots! Show your friends that you understand the hoops they're choosing to jump through to achieve their weight loss goals.

Holding Up The World?
Ever see those people who are superWorker and SuperHubby/Wife and SuperMommy/Daddy and superFriend and superSupport and... and you notice a tad of strain? Send Owlbert to show them they can rely upon you too!

Got Screwed?
Oh the pure pleasure of trusting a dieting program to help you finally lose weight....and then discovering their promises were less stable than torn-down walls. It's not the end of the world, it's only the beginning of a whole new (hopefully wiser!) adventure!

Missed The Warning Signs?
So your friend wants to take the plunge and invest in that Miracle Weight Loss Cure that Lets You Sneeze Off The Weight! end over that candidate who looks too good to be true...only to quickly 7 more pounds the next week? This is a perfect card to let your peers heed the warning signs before it's too late!

Speak Up!
Feeling jittery because it's your friends' first weight-in? I'll bet Casear had no problems there! Show your friends you know they'll stand and deliver.

Help is On The Way!
Are your friends or peers panicking about weight loss? Stressed out over if they can resist the Chinese buffet that's looming at them for lunch? Show them your support by letting them know help is on the way!

Think Calm. Think Peace.
Think Coffee.
Nirvana can be reached by calm meditation, stress-free living and most important, the hot beverage of your choice. Remind your diet buddies of the important things in life.

Looking Out For Your Friends?
An alert diet buddy who watches your back and protects you from candy overdosing is priceless. Let that special someone know how much you appreciate their concern for you!

You're On The Right Track!
Finding that perfect diet plan can be a challenge worthy of Sherlock Holmes. And if you know your friends are currently out with the dedication of a bloodhound looking for a program worthy of them, what better card to send but one that reflects their wise choices?

Computer Smooshed Again?
Have your friends recently opened something in email they just shouldn't have? Show your diet buddies you can feel their pain too (and point them to http://vil.mcafee.com/ as well).

Break The Boundries Now!
Broke thru a weight plateau? Can you now wear the perfect sexy garment you've been admiring for the past 8 months? Break your marathon records? Celebrate with your friends today!

Confused?
We all can relate to being lost without a clue, especially when wading hip-deep through dieting plans, false promises and tempting lies. Let your pals know you know they'll always find the way.

Hit Your Target!
The joy of making your mark in a perfect shot - what else can compare to it? Send Owlbert to your friends and show them they're always on target.

Putting It All Together!
Success is ready to bash down the door for those who know how get their dieting and weight loss plans in gear and perfect action! Let your friends know you applaud their dedication!

Make That Connection!
What can compare with the sheer pleasure of actually buying a clue and making that critical connection in losing weight, life and family? Show your friends and team you appreciate their wisdom and ideas and show them directly that connection you made.

Be Unique.
Too nerdy? Ain't no such thing! Let Owlbert be your messenger to demonstrate that brilliance outshines beauty every single time.

Looking For Guidance?
Want to debate critical issues in your diet, but realize that effective communications sometimes are more difficult than grading tap-dancing mooses in style and grace? Owlbert is ready and willing to be your messenger and communicate your needs directly.

Send The Welcome Wagon!
Has a saviour joined a forum and helped you achieve your dieting goals? Are you thilled to be seeing your extended family gathering? Can you barely keep your feet from dancing? Show your friends your appreciation!

Reach Out And Touch Someone
Spending too much time on ICQ or MSN or AOL? Let that special someone know you would love to hear their voice at least one more time during this decade.

ARGH!
Got a friend with a new computer and he or she hasn't a clue how to make it work right? Show them you understand (we've all been through this after all) by revealing Owlbert in one of his less clueful moments.

Check Me Out!
Ever want to get the attention of that special someone, or compel that friend to really examine what you have to offer? Owlbert is ready and willing to deliver your message directly and powerfully to the point!

Vrooom!
Life passing you or your friends by faster than a speeding train? Highlight the need to slow down and ground yourself in calmness once again.

Stormy Seas?
Got dieting friends who take one step back for every two steps gained? Be their umbrella against stress and let them know you understand.

It's Vacation Time!
Ah, vacations. The time where one actually has a life outside of work. Let Owlbert communicate in no uncertain fashion that relaxing and resting is the expectation of the day!

Wheeeee!
Feeling playful and ready to sweep your friends or loved ones off their feet? This card is just what you need to highlight that jungle beast within you, ready to carry away troubles and frustrations with the greatest of ease.

Negative Raise?
Feeling like a small fish in a big sea? Or do you know of a colleague whose promised raise makes ant eyebrows seem gigantic? Let Owlbert show that hey, these things happen and after all, it could be worse - they could be laid off as well.

Looking For A Clue?
Are your friends looking for clues (or diet plans, or workout routines, or ...) in all the wrong places? If so, why not let Owlbert give some better ideas of where to find their answers!

Know Your Head From Your...
Tired of being spun around in 37 directions at once? Tell your friends or colleagues gently that perhaps, direction would be greatly appreciated!